J.D. Salinger: The Catcher in the Rye
Reader Submission: Title by Rhys O’Connor.
See the original Better Book Title here.
“Item also disappointingly resided in this plane of existence and not an infinite white void as pictured.”
He’s either reciting Shakespeare or singing My Heart Will Go On. I hope it’s Shakespeare.
A university in Georgia is bleeding faculty after adding a new section to employee contracts last October. The “Personal Lifestyle Statement” requires employees to reject homosexuality, premarital sex, adultery, drug use and public drinking near campus. It also mandates that staff be active in a local church.
In an anonymous survey in April, only 12 percent of faculty and staff said that they planned to stay at Shorter University, a 139-year-old Baptist school, reports Inside Higher Ed. More than 50 resigned before the new contracts were even distributed, and certain departments, such as science and fine arts, have been “eviscerated,” according to Michael Wilson, a tenured librarian for the university who’s worked there for 14 years.
Damn, well…now you know what to do if you ever want almost everyone in your workforce to quit.
Forever like.
A client sent an (exceptionally) rude Word Doc outlining the ‘psychic’ website she wanted to start, with comments like “I know you’ll have trouble understanding this,” “don’t question me, I know it’s going to work,” and best of all, “I know you have nothing going on in your life - see this as an opportunity to finally do something useful.”
After I sent her my quote…
Client: That was a lot more than I was expecting to pay.
Me: I thought you were psychic.
Great product, would buy again, and again, and again…
Wait, no. This is the best review ever.
I’M KIND OF A GENIOUS UNTIL IT COME TO THE THINKING PART
